Saturday, December 01, 2007

Taking a mohamed... (Warning! Offensive)

In a recent post over at Mojoey's blog "Deep Thoughts" we were discussing the story about Gillian Gibbons who was found guilty in Sudan for her students naming a stuffed teddy bear "mohamed" and we all know how those freaks are about their precious fucking mohamed... Give me a break. Your religion is a piece of shit just like christianity. Even if I did believe in a god, why the fuck would I want a religion so shitty and outright despicable? Like I said in the comments, no matter how many roses you try to cover it up with it still is a pile of shit.

So I am making a proclamation that every time someone takes a Poo, a Shit, a Dump, or whatever it was called, it shall now be known as "taking a mohamed" ... or if you prefer, "taking a christ/jesus"

For your enjoyment (and to piss off as many as possible) I have made a picture to illustrate my point:




Ahhh! Doesn't that feel better? I mean fuck, there is nothing like taking a big mohamed and feeling 5lbs lighter...

On a side note. I am a writer and editor (or have been) by trade. So when I spell the names of jesus, mohamed, christianity, islam, god, allah, etc., etc. I do so with the first letter in lower case because in reality they are nothing but figments and about as real as a unicorn. As much as it pains me to make errors on purpose. I do so with the knowledge that it probably pisses a lot of people off and that makes me that much happier.

I hope you enjoyed my little word dump mohamed (pun intended).

4 comments:

tina said...

I spell the names of jesus, mohamed, christianity, islam, god, allah, etc., etc. I do so with the first letter in lower case because in reality they are nothing but figments and about as real as a unicorn.

Same here.

Anonymous said...

A fuck u buddy u dumb pussy one day ur gonna get urs u fuckin faget

Johnny Crow said...

OMFG ur so right man. I am so gonna get mine and that I am a "faget"... whatever the fuck that is.

Are you really that fucking dumb? Just because you post anonymously doesn't mean your anonymous. You leave a dirty little trail behind you. You stupid religious fuck. Bring it mother fucker! Learn to spell and learn how to think for yourself you ignorant piece of mohamed.

Anonymous said...

hey tame hey lame b4 you talk shit about mohamed you should clean your dirty mouth and take a shower tell me what do you do in ur life , eat drink and sleep . ainmals do the same eat drink and sleep now tell me whats the diff between you and the mr monkey . nothing he can drink eat and fuck ur mom and sleep with her ,, theres one day , and when that day came , you will wish if you have not done it ,, good luck lil lame